so leik

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

plz

Learn to distinguish the difference between errors of knowledge and breaches of morality.

A joke

What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing! They were both stuck up bitches!

So um

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.

I need some more followers

Every wednesday the girl I work with gets a rose from me because pretty girls deserve flowers.