Tuesday, September 14, 2010

so leik

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

Sunday, September 05, 2010


Learn to distinguish the difference between errors of knowledge and breaches of morality.

Friday, September 03, 2010

A joke

What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing! They were both stuck up bitches!

Thursday, September 02, 2010

So um

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

I need some more followers

Every wednesday the girl I work with gets a rose from me because pretty girls deserve flowers.